“The best way to succeed with brunettes or blondes … they’re all necessary missions wouldn’t you agree?” states the unctuous Nineteen Forties-sounding voiceover to this 1967 U.S. Navy-produced movie, “The best way to Succeed with Brunettes.”
The higher half of the movie devotes time to actually gob smacking examples of precisely what to not do to win over the alternative intercourse, reminiscent of: Be late, play exhausting to get, gaslight, be aggressive, and, my private favourite tongue-in-cheek line, “Deal with her like an equal, girls like that.”
One has to attract the conclusion that the Navy was not taking girls’s liberation all too severely at the moment.
Within the subsequent scene, when the officer in query holds up the coat just a bit too excessive for his date to comfortably put her jacket on, he approaches critical rogue standing.
Who amongst us hasn’t ended dates over much less?
The 16-minute, 33-second movie is a comedy of errors that’s each intentional and unintentional, because the Nationwide Archives weblog, The Unwritten Record, factors out.
After a contemporary viewer processes this tutorial movie — they’ll naturally query every little thing they knew about humanity. After that’s performed one may ponder: Did we, as U.S. taxpayers, fund this drivel? Did it really alter the etiquette of younger 18-year-old petty officers in every single place? And, lastly, will we ever study the identify of the brunette? Justice for Ms. Brunette!
We could by no means uncover the profound impression “The best way to Succeed with Brunettes” had upon the Navy and sailors’ dates with dark-haired girls. However in keeping with a 1981 “60 Minutes” piece on waste in authorities filmmaking, “The best way to Succeed with Brunettes,” together with its companion movie, “Blondes Desire Gents,” was awarded by 60 Minutes its highest award for essentially the most pointless and wasteful movie, at a value of $64,000 to taxpayers, or roughly $567,513 at this time.
Talking of presidency waste:
However, hey, look on the brilliant aspect, Ms. Brunette, at the very least you aren’t relationship a Marine.
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