Blonds have extra enjoyable.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we all know. However in accordance with this U.S. Navy coaching movie, additionally they choose gents.
Shocked, I inform you.
The 1968 movie got here off the again of the Navy’s earlier yr’s smash hit, “Tips on how to Succeed with Brunettes.”
This time the Navy was again and higher than ever — and maybe even saucier — with main feedback about how younger midshipman Charlie would “very very similar to to know the blond higher … significantly better.”
Will he succeed? Solely time would inform.
Charlie’s smarmy character is pleasantly offset by gentlemanly Jack, who additionally has designs on the younger, engaging blond — Jack simply has a special recreation plan.
The blond in query — the producers by no means deigned to present her an precise identify — attends not one, however two separate dinner events hosted by the very same individuals.
The dinner events are just like the hometowns in “The Bachelorette,” solely a lot, a lot worse.
From there we study the do’s of etiquette from Jack and the very-much-don’ts by Charlie, whose preliminary gregariousness turns noxious as he stuffs his gullet with extra tea sandwiches than one would suppose attainable.
The one time within the night time one may be Crew Charlie is when the voiceover mocks him for his love of butter. Even though 68% of the world is lactose illiberal, we don’t know Charlie’s life. Let the person eat his dairy.
From ignoring the blond (OK, that tactic may truly work on this explicit lady) to brazenly speaking together with his mouth open (OK, nope. By no means thoughts. Nix that), Charlie rounds all of the bases on what to do should you don’t need a second date.
However who is aware of, he may not truly wish to get to know “the blond higher … significantly better” at this level.
So, who does the blond choose? Stick round and discover out:
We might by no means study the true affect that “Blondes Want Gents,” had on younger sailors. However in a 1981 “60 Minutes” piece on waste in authorities filmmaking, “Tips on how to Succeed with Brunettes,” together with this 1986 gem, received the present’s award for many pointless and wasteful movie — at a value of $64,000 to taxpayers, which is $567,513 at the moment.
Both means, not an affordable date.
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